1 Hood Street, The Hood — For Rent

What's special

Feature ceiling holeHeritage moldOpen to the elements Raccoon in situOriginal 1919 wiringYard furniture (burnt)

A rare opportunity to secure a characterful three-bedroom detached residence in one of the chain's most talked-about neighborhoods. Thoughtfully unmodernised, this home retains almost all of its original 1919 features, including the wiring.

The property benefits from exceptional natural light throughout, owing to the windows, the doorframes, and the ceiling. The open-plan living space flows freely into the elements. Ideal for a first-time renter, an investor with vision, or anyone currently sleeping in a car.

Offered as-is, where-is. Unfurnished, except for what previous tenants left behind. Viewings strictly by daylight, in groups of no fewer than three.

Listed by Your Landlord · RENT IN HOOD Realty · License #NONE · Listed 2,847 days ago

Property details

Interior

Bedrooms: 3 (2 with floors)
Bathrooms: 1, decorative
Flooring: Original hardwood, partial
Heating: None
Cooling: Extensive, unintentional
Appliances: Space where they were

Exterior & lot

Lot size: 0.11 acres, mostly debris
Parking: Street. Good luck.
Roof: Present in places
Fencing: Chain link, ventilated
Outbuildings: Shed (collapsed)
Landscaping: Mature, feral

Financial

Rent: Market cap /month
Deposit: Your entire bag
Credit check: None, ever
Application fee: Gas only
Lease term: Month to month, spiritually
HOA: The guys on the corner

Utilities

Water: Disconnected
Electric: Ambitious
Gas: Smell it and see
Internet: Neighbour's, unsecured
Sewer: Allegedly
Trash: Included. Everywhere.

Price history

Date	Event	Price	Change
Today	Listed for rent	Market cap	live
2018	Price change	$1	−99%
2015	Price change	$100	−96%
2009	Listed for sale	$2,400	−92%
1998	Sold	$31,000	—
1919	Built	—	—

Price history sourced from public records and a neighbour who remembers.

Neighborhood

Everything you need, within screaming distance.

96

Ape Score

Everyone here is fully allocated. Nobody here is fully clothed.

12

Walk Score

Walkable, technically. Not advisable after dark. Or before dark.

88

Vibe Score

Loud, chaotic, weirdly friendly. Someone will offer you something.

04

Quiet Hours

Observed briefly, around 4am, out of exhaustion.

What's nearby

0.1 mi Corner store (bulletproof glass, great snacks)
0.2 mi The good stoop
0.4 mi Laundromat that is never open
0.6 mi A dog with no owner and strong opinions
1.2 mi A nicer neighborhood you cannot afford

Schools

2
Hood ElementaryPublic · K–5 · 0.3 mi
1
Hood Middle SchoolPublic · 6–8 · 0.7 mi
4
The School of Hard KnocksCharter · all ages · on site

Ratings out of 10. Nobody has appealed them.

Place a bid

Tell us what you think 1 Hood Street is worth. Your landlord will consider it carefully.

Lease terms

Standard agreement. Read it or don't — it changes nothing.

RESIDENTIAL TENANCY AGREEMENT UNSIGNED

Property: 1 Hood Street, The Hood
Chain: Robinhood
Ticker: $RENT
Monthly rent: Equal to market cap
Deposit: Non-refundable, non-existent
Credit check: None. Never. That's the whole point.
Maintenance: Tenant's problem
Landlord: Unreachable by design

By holding you agree to nothing, because nobody drew this up properly.

Apply now

Open Robinhood on the phone you already have.
Find $RENT. Check the address below matches.
Move in. There's no application and no landlord.

Get the keys

Keys are metaphorical. The lock is broken anyway.

Questions from prospective tenants

Why is the rent the market cap?+

Because that's the honest number. Rent goes up when the market cap goes up, and down when it goes down. You are not paying it. Nobody is collecting it. It's a listing price on a house that cannot be rented.

Is the mold included in the rent?+

Yes. The mold is not an additional charge. It was here first and has seniority over both of us.

Is there really no credit check?+

None. No credit check, no reference, no employment history, no name required. If you can find the front door you can move in, and the front door is currently in the yard.

What chain is this on?+

Robinhood. Bought on the same phone you use to ignore your actual landlord's calls.

Can I view the property first?+

You are viewing it. This is the viewing. The photos are the tour.

Who is the landlord?+

Nobody. The contract is renounced, the liquidity is burned, and there's no office to visit and shout at. That is the most tenant-friendly arrangement in property history.

Is it safe?+

Define safe.

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